John Linnell

from Welcome to the Flutehouse by Pablum

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lyrics

No one’s ever seen the man with the piano beneath his hands
No one will ever understand
The man was nothing but a myth, he isn’t real, he doesn’t exist
Something everybody somehow missed

That John Linnell is a robot
His robot brains generate the perfect melodies
He picked the lock of writers block with 88 keys, oh please
It’s John Linnell

Flans kept the secret cause he’s a friend, though everybody else found out in the end
Everything that’s right is wrong again
He couldn’t fake an alibi, because robots aren’t programmed to lie
Sentenced by the judge to 25 to life

Because John Linnell is a robot
The biggest musical scandal of the 21st century
It combats the flack of the backing track of Milli Vanilli
It’s John Linnell

John Linnell is a robot
Sent on a mission by the government of the USA
John Linnell is a robot
Sent to raise the standards of the music of today

John Linnell was the perfect guy, they ruined him and exposed the lie
Don’t know why anyone would try, but they locked him up and left him to die
John Linnell left us too soon, and he’ll never write another tune
He now spends his afternoons rusting away in his prison tomb

John Linnell
John Linnell
John Linnell
We’ll miss you John Linnell

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from Welcome to the Flutehouse, released May 31, 2022

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